December 2011
contagonistlove:
“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
why I'm single:
skyl3r:
I have the sex appeal of a carrot
I’m awkward
I like tumblr more than humans
I’m boring
I’m married to food
I’m ugly
I’m easy to forget
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shipwrecks
Me: YES, FABERRY!
Writers: Lol, no.
Me: Naomily, that's canon!
Writers: Lol, Naomi cheated and broke Emily's heart.
Me: Brittan-!
Writers: Lol, we'll fuck that up. Just you wait and see.
Me: Mini and Franky-!
Writers: Lol, we've set everything up just to so that we can rip your heart to shreds. Not gonna happen.
Me: ...I hate you so much.
Writers: Lol, it's raining on your face.
...
Me: But wait, what about Myka/HG? They're clearly can--
Writers: Apples.
Me: But. but. Fine. You at least can't deny that Jane and Maura are together, though, I mean they're so clearly in love.
Writers: LALALA HETEROSEXUALITY LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Me: Oh well, at least I still have Doccubus--
Writers: NADIA.
finnlawrence:
So today the library was selling off old books for like 50 cents apiece. And I picked up this one “Split screen” (Meaning there’s one book and then you flip the book over and there’s another on the other side) called “Attack of the Soul-sucking brain zombies” and “Bride of the Soul-sucking brain zombies.” Sounds stupid, I know. So I opened “Bride” for a good laugh.
“Min and her...
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mypencalledwalter:
missing-e:
As many users have observed, Tumblr has recently given users a choice to uninstall Missing e or revoke support for your account.
The reasons they give for suggesting that you uninstall Missing e are the worst-case scenario for installing browser…
"You know the best thing about Zombieland ? No...
I see what you did there Jesse
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dawdger:
tumblr: the jealous ex trying to convince you that missing e has an std
writtenineverlastingink:
vote tumblr/missing e for angstiest ship ever